Thursday, April 16, 2009
Monday, March 2, 2009
God's Busy
God's Busy
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments.. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in he looked to the ceiling and flatly stated , 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed , 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting'. It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform.
The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked, stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked , 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?'
The Marine calmly replied , 'God was too busy today protecting American soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
HOORAH!!!!
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments.. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in he looked to the ceiling and flatly stated , 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed , 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting'. It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform.
The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked, stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked , 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?'
The Marine calmly replied , 'God was too busy today protecting American soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
HOORAH!!!!
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
WE'RE DEBT FREEEEEEEEEEEE
HOLY MACKERAL!!! WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE DEBT FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
I'm so insanely excited. Our last payment cleared today, Natasha's 11th birthday. We now only owe our mortgage, but all our debt is gone! I'm sooooo stoked!!!!!
I'm so insanely excited. Our last payment cleared today, Natasha's 11th birthday. We now only owe our mortgage, but all our debt is gone! I'm sooooo stoked!!!!!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Snarl!!!!
I am more than slightly irritated. I participate in an online knitting/crochet community, and had found political refuge with a group there.... Well the powers that be have decided that to ease their lives, they're closing that group. They are blaming us for trolls and other of such unsavory character sending to much work their way. The group on the whole, apparently did nothing wrong, except exist.... I'm not happy....
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Woot!!!
only $6091.82 left in debt!!! we'll be under 6 grand before income tax refund comes!! WOOT!!! It's almost gone!!!
Thursday, January 1, 2009
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